• americans: at least 2016 couldn't get any weirder
  • god: send in the clowns

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saltfishandbake:

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

(via tired--stressed--poorly--dressed)

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unshrink:

Interviewer: “So, tell us about yourself.”

Me:

image

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gold:

legalwifi:

bastille:

trust:

legalmexican:

nice-wig-janis:

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

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Trying to find a man for the summer like:

whatshouldwecallme:

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blue-obliviate:

graceespooks:

OH MY GOD

It’s back

(via confirmance)

youmakemelikecharity:

toddsfall:

the reason why europe is never in any dystopian novels, is bc we already got a solid system to work out our problems

it’s so funny when you guys act like you aren’t plagued with fascist white supremacist political parties and a violent history of imperialism and genocide

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